Website Content Creator, offers Brand Package, E-commerce Shop, Sales Page, Product or Service Description, Website Launch, SE0, Creative Writer
I am a high-functioning copywriter with a knack for crafting head-turning product descriptions, bombastic website content and landing pages. Looks like you need some sly, attention grabbing, seductive webcopy, be offers that building it from scratch or optimising your current one.
Allow my tongue and pen to unleash for the sake of your business. I know very well that your garden variety customer has the attention span of a horny fruit fly…hence website copy, just like advertisement is a specific seductive art : CONCISE, TITILLATING, SHARP.
NO ONE WILL READ ENTIRE CHAPTERS WHEN VISITING A WEBSITE. You've got a few seconds, a VISUAL FRAME, to capture their interest.
Don't stay awake at night struggling to come up with the right sentences while my IvyLeague nerdy proficiency and Communication diplomas are going to waste….
Remember that a quality website is not a perishable good but a stable source of visibility and income streams one can use for years to come. Think long term prospects, dare, go full throttle!
We both know you will recover your investment faster than you can unhook your bra….
I know how to get the right nerves firing! So let me take over and you go ahead and concentrate on baking, training, designing, counselling, printing, sewing, vacationing with sugar daddies …or whatever the hell you are doing!
Remember I am not technical, I am PLAYFUL and CREATIVE!
!Let's get it on:
♦️ THE WHOLE SHABANG includes copywriting for aprox. 5 web pages (the home page, about, contact, categories, what we offer, packages, FAQ, etc). Additional web pages can be purchased if needed.
♦️ Services or products descriptions included
♦️ I will write catchy names for all web pages I will work on.
♦️ Original, creative, cheeky content.
♦️ Branding elements
♦️ Metadescription and keywords optimised copy
♦️ I don't exactly count words, my priority is the flow and quality of the piece. We will discuss the right content length for you before embarking in the process.
♦️ Please keep in mind that I am writer not a graphic designer, I will not build, design or manage your site. But I will make your Etsy experience smoother than a 25 years old single malt from the lowlands.
♦️ You've already crafted a content but you feel shaky on your feet and require a professional eye to read, add clever elements, update and finesse it? No problem, I can accommodate that. Just choose the "FINESSE & UPDATE" ( 500 WORDS) option at checkout.
♦️ Perhaps you need help with crafting a powerful all-encompassing website content from scratch. If so, I've also got you covered at checkout with a long or short version. THE WHOLE SHABANG ( aprox 1500 Words) or Going Extra ( 2000 Words)